My Guilty Pleasure, if you please
is wearing panties just like these.
Having perused most of the posts in response to Isadora's challenge from the Imaginary Garden with Real Toads, I concluded you'd all lived pretty blameless lives and needed cheering up a bit.
But after a night's sleep of lying awake (!), I was inspired to elucidate further...
Last night as I lay on my pillow
Last night as I lay on my bed
Last night as I mused next to Caddoc
some more lines came into my head...
"My Guilty Pleasure if you please
is wearing panties just like these.
It's just for fun. No one gets hurt
unless I wear my see-through skirt
and stroll about in Abergele.
Then knobbly Welsh knees turn to jelly.
One day I'll get myself arrested
by PCs whose resolve is tested.
They'd fling me in a prison cell.
They would not treat me very well -
I hope! But things aren't what they seem -
My Guilty pleasure's just a dream."
But after a night's sleep of lying awake (!), I was inspired to elucidate further...
Last night as I lay on my pillow
Last night as I lay on my bed
Last night as I mused next to Caddoc
some more lines came into my head...
"My Guilty Pleasure if you please
is wearing panties just like these.
It's just for fun. No one gets hurt
unless I wear my see-through skirt
and stroll about in Abergele.
Then knobbly Welsh knees turn to jelly.
One day I'll get myself arrested
by PCs whose resolve is tested.
They'd fling me in a prison cell.
They would not treat me very well -
I hope! But things aren't what they seem -
My Guilty pleasure's just a dream."
Ada! You dark horse! Fancy you not letting me share a secret like this... When on earth do you wear them? After forty years marriage I've still not a clue...
ReplyDeleteHave I not called you clueless many, many times? Now perhaps you will believe me... Besides, it's not a question of when I wear them, more a question of when I take them off, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteTa-dah! Wonderful confession, short sweet and impactful. I have never gone crotchless myself, but perhaps you've inspired me to be adventurous!
ReplyDeleteI don't know, I really don't! I take a well-earned break in Colwyn Bay and as soon as my back is turned the Trellises start letting it all hang out.
ReplyDeleteIs Mrs. Trellis smoking Best Moroccan or something?
ReplyDeleteI blame the lemon tea, actually! It was Kay's mention of it that set me on the road to Wide Awake...
ReplyDeleteThis is pretty insane!
ReplyDeleteOoh, look at this, and I get the blame! Thanks, Ada!
ReplyDeleteI've been to blame for many a crime in my time, but never before have I led another old lady astray.
Always a first time, I guess.
K
No, dear. It was the lemon tea I blamed - not your good self! ♥
DeleteHysterical! What a guilty pleasure / dream! Me? I like my crotches .. though once I had an X-ray .. when my physician looked at the image, he pointed to the "V" and wondered what it was ... Victoria Secret panties of course!!
ReplyDeletecaddoc needs a smack about the head! wake up, man!
ReplyDelete...I think Caddoc might be paying a bit more attention for the next few weeks. (and the see-through skirt just did me in :)
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